Lifeguard rule

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IndiBrony@lemmy.world · 61 pts · 2y

Lifeguard knows his shit. Drowning people don't scream and flail like that.

fnafdesktopfan111@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 43 pts · 2y

swiss people can't swim, silly

idk837384@thelemmy.club · 33 pts · 2y (3 replies)

Those skin tone swim trunks are really messing with me

subignition@fedia.io · 89 pts · 2y (2 replies)

that's his left leg crossed over his right

Myr@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Oh so what we're seeing is his knee. Thought it was like an ab line or something.

idk837384@thelemmy.club · 2 pts · 2y

I could not figure out what was going on for the life of me

sloppysol@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Is the rule that lifeguards hotness relates inversely to their swimming ability? Cause attractiveness matters and ugly people don’t, except when it comes to “ability,” which we really identify with true value? Application of assistance? Apologies

ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org · 11 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Also, fat people are more buoyant than muscular ones, which helps when they need to keep another person afloat

uid0gid0@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y

Don't matter if you're skinny or fat, conditioning is what's going to matter when you're trying to cross-chest carry some beefcake who thought he could handle himself in big surf.

nifty@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

So, if depth of water is a metaphor for life then of course tall guy is like don’t be silly, but shorty might choke in high tide

SsxChaos@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 2y

For a very hot second I was wondering why is the lifeguard isn't wearing 🩳