arrested kitty

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Greg@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 2y (1 reply)

This happened to me when I was younger and more silly.
Fuzz: "What's your name?"
Me: "I know my rights, I don't have to tell you my name unless I'm under arrest"
Fuzz: "OK, you're under arrest"
I spent 2 hours in a cell and ended up on the opposite side of town 😅 I 100% deserved it.

Plastic_Ramses@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y

No you didnt.

Pigs arrested you under false pretenses.

cheese_greater@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y

Illegally smol

adrianmalacoda@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 2y

Arrested for felony possession of cuteness

Sentenced to 30 minutes of snuggles