I'm not so sure about that. If a mermaid and a centaur had a baby, there's a chance they'd give birth to a regular dude. Perhaps we're just not breeding minotaurs with the right things. Someone install Cloud Meadow and get back to me.
Clearly you've never actually met a bard before. Haven't you ever wondered where half orcs come from? It's bards, always bards. Every. Single. Goddamn. Time.
13 Comments
teft@lemmy.world · 51 pts · 2y
Interspecies sex is what got you into this minotaur mess. It isn't how you will get out of it.
halykthered@lemmy.ml · 47 pts · 2y
I'm not so sure about that. If a mermaid and a centaur had a baby, there's a chance they'd give birth to a regular dude. Perhaps we're just not breeding minotaurs with the right things. Someone install Cloud Meadow and get back to me.
mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 2y
Looks luke someone doesn't know about the sea cow, better known as the manatee
dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 2y
Twice the chance for a cursed horsefish or fishorse though. Or also either of the other, more cursed centaur and mermaid variants as well.
Etterra@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y
Clearly you've never actually met a bard before. Haven't you ever wondered where half orcs come from? It's bards, always bards. Every. Single. Goddamn. Time.
dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 2y
Glad to see you're feeling better, Teft.
lord_ryvan@ttrpg.network · 29 pts · 2y
They will Lay your Minotaur
RootBeerGuy@discuss.tchncs.de · 16 pts · 2y
Uuugh, so they're sending the bard again!
Hexarei@programming.dev · 7 pts · 2y
Feats of great strength and cunting
nicknonya@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 2y
:3
Etterra@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
Will they bring glory to me and my house?
DerArzt@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
They will have sex with your house
Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de · 1 pts · 1y