c/parenting · by Servais@discuss.tchncs.de · 2yStuff I never thought I’d say Sunday 30 points · 10 comments · view on lemmy.world
10 Comments
RoquetteQueen@sh.itjust.works · 21 pts · 2y
Fuck it. I'm feeding these children nothing but boiled chicken and canned peas from now on.
irish_link@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 2y
Stop licking your sister.
MajorHavoc@programming.dev · 11 pts · 2y
Lol. "Stop licking X" is whole category that wasn't on my radar. Now I wish I had made a bingo card. Except I never would have guessed what would appear on it.
irish_link@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y
Right!? Don’t lick…. Is the main thing that I had never thought would happen as much as it does.
gartheom@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 2y
Don't lick security cameras.
WaxiestSteam69@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 2y
Get your hand out of your pants.
Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de · 8 pts · 2y
Get off the couch with that naked butt
MajorHavoc@programming.dev · 7 pts · 2y
Lol. "No naked butts on..." is another category I underestimated the need to spell out, in detail, as official rules.
barkingspiders@infosec.pub · 3 pts · 2y
We encourage ours to wear his diaper with the phrase, "no pooping on the floor!"
Illecors@lemmy.cafe · 8 pts · 2y
At the moment it's not, strictly speaking, the what - it's more the amount of repetition required.