When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back. I don’t want you damn lemons what am I supposed to do with these!? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give CAVE JOHNSON lemons, do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna BURN your house down! With the LEMONS! I’m gonna have my engineers invent a COMBUSTIBLE LEMON that burns your house down!
14 Comments
Sanctus@lemmy.world · 31 pts · 2y
I dont want to make lemonade anymore, I'd like to sit on the grass for a while.
Signtist@lemm.ee · 26 pts · 2y
Well, there's your problem - you forgot the sugar, so all you've made is lemon juice.
Addv4@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 2y
"Looks at current price of sugar" - Lemon juice it is!
sp3tr4l@lemmy.zip · 24 pts · 2y
Its time to take a page from Cave Johnson.
Just make a few of those lemons combustible and throw them at the goddamned lemon cannon.
wazzupdog@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 2y
Get mad! Make life take the lemons back!
OyenFuton@monyet.cc · 16 pts · 2y
When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back. I don’t want you damn lemons what am I supposed to do with these!? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give CAVE JOHNSON lemons, do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna BURN your house down! With the LEMONS! I’m gonna have my engineers invent a COMBUSTIBLE LEMON that burns your house down!
criss_cross@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
That portal 2 bit is brilliant
marito@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y
Ok, but lemonade isn't that color. Are those piss bottles?
poorlytunedAstring@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y
Yeah, he couldn't get away from the line.
Soundhole@lemm.ee · 9 pts · 2y
Why is this is n shitpost? Go crosspost this to /comics or /memes or whatever, it's great.
Snapz@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y
Subscription to the lemon pipe is also $17.99/mo.
random_character_a@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
Image is missing a cut throat capitalist selling lemons and lemonade.
Cosmos7349@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
https://www.gocomics.com/calvinandhobbes/1995/10/05
Resol@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
At least they don't have a black body, bloodshot eyes and a creepy cheeky smile.