"♫ Once the rockets go up, who cares where they come down? ♫"

Inserting a relevant XKCD as demanded by internet law: https://xkcd.com/984/

That's not my department said Wernher von Braun

So what did the russians get?

Thank you Tom Lehrer.

Gather round as I sing you of Werner Von Braun. A man whose expedience is ruled by alliance...