c/lemmyshitpost · by PinkyCoyote@sopuli.xyz · 2y"How old am i" and "where are my pants" 581 points · 10 comments · view on lemmy.world
10 Comments
Matthew_Gasoline@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 2y
I took a nap today. When I woke up I asked my wife what time it was. She said 5:30. I still had to ask her if it was Sunday. It is indeed still Sunday.
Metype@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y
You made me check the date, if you'd have asked me before now I would have pretty confidently said it was Wednesday
Resol@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
When I woke up, I thought it was Monday.
It is 1:18am by the time I'm writing this in my timezone, so it is indeed Monday right now (at least where I am).
Varyk@sh.itjust.works · 19 pts · 2y
I inquisitively double check to make sure I am wearing all necessary clothes before opening the door.
PinkyCoyote@sopuli.xyz · 10 pts · 2y
If you can say the word inquisitively, you need not check
can@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 2y
I suspect my vocabulary will last longer than my general sense of what's going on
therealjcdenton@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 2y
That's not funny.
PinkyCoyote@sopuli.xyz · 5 pts · 2y
What is funny?
therealjcdenton@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 2y
davidagain@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
Donald? Is that you?