"How old am i" and "where are my pants"

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10 Comments

Matthew_Gasoline@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 2y (2 replies)

I took a nap today. When I woke up I asked my wife what time it was. She said 5:30. I still had to ask her if it was Sunday. It is indeed still Sunday.

Metype@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y (1 reply)

You made me check the date, if you'd have asked me before now I would have pretty confidently said it was Wednesday

Resol@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

When I woke up, I thought it was Monday.

It is 1:18am by the time I'm writing this in my timezone, so it is indeed Monday right now (at least where I am).

Varyk@sh.itjust.works · 19 pts · 2y (2 replies)

I inquisitively double check to make sure I am wearing all necessary clothes before opening the door.

PinkyCoyote@sopuli.xyz · 10 pts · 2y (1 reply)

If you can say the word inquisitively, you need not check

can@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 2y

I suspect my vocabulary will last longer than my general sense of what's going on

therealjcdenton@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 2y (2 replies)

That's not funny.

PinkyCoyote@sopuli.xyz · 5 pts · 2y (1 reply)

What is funny?

therealjcdenton@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 2y

davidagain@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

Donald? Is that you?