clears throat, tucks away flute
"By the stars, thou art beauteous! Dost thy charms be of celestial origin? Verily, I envy the gods who fashioned thee with such grace!"
Either you get it, or lough, or we wouldn‘t get along anyway.
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That’s actually how I got mine. Went to a bar, had a D20 in my pocket. Went to a table, rolled it 1, and said “so, you come here often?“
Yes, the gnomes in my garden that I posed near for my profile picture are real and will judge your soul. Consider those who suffer, for when they suffer, so do you.
9 Comments
Enasni@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 3y
BobbyBandwidth@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 3y
They are real, but the birds they employ are fake. Watch this space.
Simbomba@feddit.de · 9 pts · 3y
I think you've got him in your irresistible romantic grip now
Pokethat@lemm.ee · 5 pts · 3y
NANI??
Zyansheep@lemmy.fmhy.ml · 4 pts · 3y
Is this a Jreg video?
TIEPilot@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 3y
How to avoid a landmine 101
BudgetBandit@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 3y
I‘d‘ve started with some short DnD storytelling.
Like: rolls 2 D20 - double 1
clears throat, tucks away flute "By the stars, thou art beauteous! Dost thy charms be of celestial origin? Verily, I envy the gods who fashioned thee with such grace!"
Either you get it, or lough, or we wouldn‘t get along anyway.
—-
That’s actually how I got mine. Went to a bar, had a D20 in my pocket. Went to a table, rolled it 1, and said “so, you come here often?“
Peruvia@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 3y
Yes, the gnomes in my garden that I posed near for my profile picture are real and will judge your soul. Consider those who suffer, for when they suffer, so do you.