c/shippost · by blusterydayve26@midwest.social · 2yIs Canoe Boat? It’s the weekend, let’s have a poll. Or a debate. Whichever. 21 points · 14 comments · view on lemmy.world
14 Comments
Varyk@sh.itjust.works · 10 pts · 2y
How can a canoe not be a boat?
andellor@mander.xyz · 7 pts · 2y
Hotdog bun
A_Filthy_Weeaboo@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
Is hot dog!
Crackhappy@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
I'm a hotdog. I can has bun?
nickwitha_k@lemmy.sdf.org · 3 pts · 2y
Of course! A canoe is a sandwich.
Peppycito@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 2y
Yes. Displaces water. You sit where water was. Is boat.
Visstix@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y
It's a boat, but not a ship.
nickwitha_k@lemmy.sdf.org · 5 pts · 2y
As I realized I'm the comments, it's a sandwich, like a hotdog or a pita pocket.
verity_kindle@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
Is not boat. Is not vessel. Is watercraft, like kayak, like raft. Ours is "Lurlene"
Peppycito@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 2y
Define boat. Define vessel. Define watercraft.
Explain why kayak is not a boat or vessel. Explain why a raft is like a kayak and a canoe.
over_clox@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
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blusterydayve26@midwest.social · 4 pts · 2y
Bleh, thanks. Fixed now, hopefully.
…I’ll record that as a “maybe” vote.
over_clox@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
If three astronauts are flying over the Gobi Desert in a canoe and they crash, then how many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse?
The answer is purple, because ice cream has no bones.
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blusterydayve26@midwest.social · 5 pts · 2y
Your wisdom is deep yet fleeting, like the glacier.