Stuff I never thought I’d say as a parent Sunday

25 points · 7 comments · view on lemmy.world

7 Comments

southsamurai@sh.itjust.works · 19 pts · 2y (4 replies)

Take your damn dildo off of the TV.

That's not a joke, I had to actually say that to my teenager.

I'm too old for this shit lol

eran_morad@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y (1 reply)
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southsamurai@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 2y

Teenagers lol

soloner@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Wtf

southsamurai@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 2y

That's essentially what I was thinking.

orangeNgreen@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 2y

Don’t put your finger in the dog’s butthole, please.

theinfamousj@parenti.sh · 8 pts · 2y

[Kid's name], stop exercising and get down here and eat some cake!

Kaiyoto@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y

Why is there cheese in the water table?