Six people arrested after machete fight in Southend-on-Sea

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2024/07/31/machete-fight-in-southend-on-sea/

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16 Comments

TheGrandNagus@lemmy.world · 26 pts · 2y (4 replies)

Pffft, more nanny state nonsense. Can't even have a cheeky little machete fight anymore.

Back when I was a bairn the whole street would have machete fights. Little Timmy lost an arm, but you never hear him complain about it.

sirico@feddit.uk · 27 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Timmy died that day mate

prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works · 18 pts · 2y

And you never heard him complain about it, just goes to show how soft we are today

Streamwave@feddit.uk · 8 pts · 2y (1 reply)

They just need a hug

modeler@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y

Which is difficult to give without that arm

kandoh@reddthat.com · 5 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Just force them to finish the fight. Throw them in an arena and the last one alive gets to leave with no charges.

Blackmist@feddit.uk · 1 pts · 2y

Thunderdome! Six men enter. One man leaves.

Churbleyimyam@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 2y

and a mass dispersal order was put into place

I.e "Piss off and do this somewhere else."

rah@feddit.uk · 4 pts · 2y

Paywall :-(

themoonisacheese@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 2y

Most normal day in England.

snekerpimp@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

“The wrong kid died”

Churbleyimyam@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 2y

I challenge thee to a duel.

Inucune@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y (1 reply)

UK needs machete control laws.

echodot@feddit.uk · 3 pts · 2y

But, but, I use it for home defense. If I'm ever attacked by an Amazonian tribe, I can defend myself.

Naich@lemmings.world · 2 pts · 2y

Of course, if this was in the US, they would be using guns.

NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone · 1 pts · 2y

Were they fighting over an XR3i?