shut up youtube

Just shut up youtube how the hell did I "not build history" I had this acc since 2018

34 points · 7 comments · view on lemmy.world

7 Comments

yemmly@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y (3 replies)

Ink impression of genitals. Approval time: We’ll let you know.

Mwa@thelemmy.club · 4 pts · 2y (2 replies)

What

yemmly@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y

Ok fine, I’ll explain. The point is that these Youtube verifications are highly intrusive. As is dipping your wee-wee or hoo-hah into ink and sharing the stamped paper with strangers.

Youtube: “We need to examine your dick print so that you can do Internet video sharing.”

yemmly@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

I couldn’t agree more.

BroBot9000@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y

🙄🤮

Anticorp@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y (1 reply)

DNA sample, and a signed ToS granting us the right to your first-born male child.

Mwa@thelemmy.club · 2 pts · 2y

so real 😍