The Future Of Biohacking: Elon Musk Has Announced He Is Now Half Machine After Gluing A Vitamix Blender To His Leg
https://clickhole.com/the-future-of-biohacking-elon-musk-has-announced-he-is-now-half-machine-after-gluing-a-vitamix-blender-to-his-leg/
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UnpopularCrow@lemmy.world · 75 pts · 2y
He didn’t even come up with the idea of gluing the blender to his leg, he just bought out the guy that did and is claiming it as his own.
worldwidewave@lemmy.world · 26 pts · 2y
Elon called the real inventor a pedo and deleted the guy’s twitter account
wallybeavis@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 2y
What a timeline we live in that I had to double check the community this was posted in to verify it was satire
soggy-beaver@kbin.run · 19 pts · 2y
it's like rimworld when you replace one of your transhumanist colonist's legs with a piece of wood
Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de · 2 pts · 2y
yaharr!
SomeAmateur@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 2y
Then there's this
Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 2y
It scares me that, at a $5000 pricetag, that sounds very cheap for mobility equipment.
SomeAmateur@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 2y
Yeah I'm waiting for the $30,000 medical version that's the exact same just white
iAvicenna@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y
I half expected this to be "Not the onion". We are talking about D'Elon after all.
LEDZeppelin@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
I feel bad for that Vitamix
proper@lemmy.world · -4 pts · 2y