With a few people to bounce ideas off, you could probably write them in a week. Kind of a waste, as you obviously couldn't profit... but I have seen people waste time on worse things.
CUNK: Are you sure about that though? Because my mate Paul ate some bath salts once then lifted a Fiat 500 that was parked outside Basingstoke train station
ELROND: That's not the kind of strength I'm talking about...
CUNK: So what you're saying is, Elves can carry even more? Like a Golf or a Toyota Corolla or something?
The only issue with that is that Gandalf comments that Bilbo hasn't aged a day when he arrives for the party. Plus Bilbo ages more rapidly during the 12 years he's in Rivendell
19 Comments
DataCrime@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 48 pts · 2y
I now want this and only this! Full 13 hour cut.
PunnyName@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 2y
Second
refalo@programming.dev · -7 pts · 2y
Very easy to do with an LLM
DataCrime@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 13 pts · 2y
The voice part for sure… but pumping out 13 hours of that humor might be a considerable challenge.
Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 2y
With a few people to bounce ideas off, you could probably write them in a week. Kind of a waste, as you obviously couldn't profit... but I have seen people waste time on worse things.
TheGrandNagus@lemmy.world · 25 pts · 1y
ELROND: Men? Men are weak.
CUNK: Are you sure about that though? Because my mate Paul ate some bath salts once then lifted a Fiat 500 that was parked outside Basingstoke train station
ELROND: That's not the kind of strength I'm talking about...
CUNK: So what you're saying is, Elves can carry even more? Like a Golf or a Toyota Corolla or something?
ELROND: No. That's not what I'm say-
CUNK: Do Elves take performance enhancing drugs?
Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee · 7 pts · 1y
ELROND: Yes, but that is not important right now.
CUNK: Do you also have any recreational ones or just for work?
Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee · 7 pts · 1y
Cunk on Tolkien when??
Pumafred9@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y
Orodruin gives us a perfect glimpse at life in the Mordor empire. Everything was covered with dust.
beejboytyson@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
Cunk: Most people would think an older religious man's relationship with a teenage boy would be inappropriate. How would you put their fears to rest?
Gandalf: I would send him on a great adventure.
Cunk: Perhaps a journey of self discovery? 🤔
Gandalf: 🤨
Glytch@ttrpg.network · 2 pts · 1y
What teenager? Frodo is 50 when he leaves Hobbiton.
beejboytyson@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
That's human years, in hobbit years he's 18.
Loli girls are still weird even if they're technically 500 yrs old.
Baby Yoda still a baby even though he's 500 yrs old.
Glytch@ttrpg.network · 3 pts · 1y
If 50 is equivalent to 18 why does Bilbo look 111 when he's 111 shouldnt he only look like 50 or 60?
The loli thing is a fair point
Also Grogu is 50 not 500
beejboytyson@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
I was always under the impression of the rings corrupting influence, kinda like the dark side.
Ya my bad on the grogu thing.
Glytch@ttrpg.network · 2 pts · 1y
The only issue with that is that Gandalf comments that Bilbo hasn't aged a day when he arrives for the party. Plus Bilbo ages more rapidly during the 12 years he's in Rivendell
beejboytyson@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
Well ya l, but withdrawals are a bitch.
Glytch@ttrpg.network · 2 pts · 1y
Yeah they really muddy the waters as far as hobbit aging goes
pancakes@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 1y
I like the implication that he's Gandalf the Grey purely because his clothes are dirty
Mango@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y