Man Destroyed a 6,000-Year-Old Cave Painting for a Facebook Photo

I love the language in this article.

Dumbasses trying to score points on social media are just the latest threat to the ancient cave paintings.

Yes, they could've said "People" or even "Idiots" to remain more tact, but there's times where nothing's synonymous enough than the slang.

Give them a lifetime in prison equal to the age of the artifact