Breaking News: JD Vance's son from love affair has emerged

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HoustonHenry@lemmy.world · 29 pts · 2y (2 replies)

I saw the term "hetero-sectional" used somewhere

Krackalot@discuss.tchncs.de · 16 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Vladimir Futon.

ThePowerOfGeek@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

Good grief, don't say that! If Vance gets wind of that phrase - merging his two biggest turn-ons (sorry Mrs Vance! You're about #37 on that list!) - he's going to have a climax so epic that it will kill him!

...Hmm, on second thought... Oh Vaaaance, check this phrase out!

TransplantedSconie@lemm.ee · 21 pts · 2y

Damn Couch Fucker is just the gift that keeps on giving! The memes are amazing lol

Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y

You cut it too soon. Show that ass

https://lemmy.world/post/18022001

Snapz@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y

darkdemize@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 2y

I've been waiting for someone to use this in the current context. Well played.