ngl you all seemed rather daft at the time

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WagnasT@iusearchlinux.fyi · 56 pts · 3y (1 reply)

Holding it for 3 days didn't cause your cognitive decline ya clowns. Your cognitive decline is why you held it for 3 days tough.

Hyperi0n@lemmy.film · 1 pts · 3y

Some people regularly poop once every three days. No holding anything in. It's perfectly normal.

qooqie@lemmy.world · 35 pts · 3y
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nonearther@lemmy.ml · 18 pts · 3y (1 reply)

Isn't cognitive decline a requirement to join Lemmy?

red@feddit.de · 7 pts · 3y

I can't speak for everyone, but that sure is what brought me here!

Earnest@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 3y (1 reply)

Ah shit, here we go again

red@feddit.de · 6 pts · 3y

If you go shitting again, you're safe. At least if you do it regularly enough.

sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 3y (4 replies)

I poop 3 times every day which means I'm getting smarter

MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca · 6 pts · 3y

You poop out the dumb every time!

kool_newt@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 3y (2 replies)
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sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 3y (1 reply)

Yeah you're at least 115 IQ

BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 3y

Just wait until they get the runs, that must at least give an extra 40 IQ

z3n0x@feddit.de · 7 pts · 3y

“I’m in danger”

OvercastSunburn@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 3y (1 reply)

Petition to call us lemminites instead of lemmys

Lexica@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 3y

Lemmyngs

lowleveldata@programming.dev · 5 pts · 3y

It's worrying but it must be done for the greater good

doleo@lemmy.one · 3 pts · 3y (4 replies)

Is that a publication using the word "pooping" to speak to adults?

poggerino@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 3y (3 replies)
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chicagohuman@lemm.ee · 5 pts · 3y (1 reply)

Defecating?

poggerino@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 3y
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Asimo@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 3y

Having a shit?

Dubious_Fart@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 3y

Well thats weird, considering I'm dumber now shitting every day, than I was in my youth shitting once a week

DaveNa@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 3y (6 replies)

Is an actual article about an actual research. PS: I don't understand the meme. Could someone explain it to me? Thanks.

svahnen@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 3y (5 replies)

In the beginning of the migration there was a guy that asked for help on how to not poop for 3 or some days and would not tell anyone why, this sparked a bunch of memes, I don't have any to link but they should be easy to find if one is interested.

DaveNa@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 3y (4 replies)

Thanks. Still don't get it. The pic is the lemmy users thinking about the non popper guy?

KreekyBonez@lemm.ee · 5 pts · 3y

I'm reading it as, Lemmings nervously worried we were entertained by the self-inflicted plight of a user that may have caused them cognitive decline.

also, poop joke funny

svahnen@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 3y (1 reply)

A lot of ppl tried to make it sound like a contest, and see who could do it, it was everything anyone talked about for a couple of days 🤷😂

DaveNa@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 3y

Thanks, now it makes sense. :)

Peruvia@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 3y

Yea, it became an inside joke. After the big migration, a lot of us were thinking about how things will work out, we were unsure and uncertain. I logged in one day and saw this post, cryptic and engulfing. Here is the said post. It was a roll.