It suddenly occurred to me how difficult it would be to make a Dorito from scratch.
Youd need to grow corn, and several kinds of chilies and spices. You'd need a source of milk and rennet, you'd need a source of quicklime to treat the corn so you could make tortillas. And a lot of oil to fry it all in
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sakodak@lemmy.world · 45 pts · 2y
Common misconception. We cruelly hunt the majestic dorit, only to harvest the toes and discard the rest.
darvocet@infosec.pub · 13 pts · 2y
Mm nacho cheese toes
FooBarrington@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
Godort@lemm.ee · 18 pts · 2y
It suddenly occurred to me how difficult it would be to make a Dorito from scratch.
Youd need to grow corn, and several kinds of chilies and spices. You'd need a source of milk and rennet, you'd need a source of quicklime to treat the corn so you could make tortillas. And a lot of oil to fry it all in
Denvil@lemmy.one · 10 pts · 2y
I'm sure Senku would find a way
edgemaster72@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y
I read that as QuickTime and thought damn, I gotta download QuickTime even to make fuckin Doritos?
papacraw@lemm.ee · 7 pts · 2y
I just figured there'd be an adult dor and we're eating the little kids spawned from the dor's succulent ranch and BBQ flavored nipples.
Perodis@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y
While I laughed and did like this, I can also see this be a Facebook minions mom meme
Skullgrid@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
Interesting axiom. Would actually funny jokes be ruined, or does it really show that some jokes aren't that funny to begin with
zedgeist@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
me too thanks
doingthestuff@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
If you can't figure it out, you can always eat the dorito-eaters.
Lepsea@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 2y
Doritos? I hardly know her!
some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org · 3 pts · 2y
You have to go out in the desert and mimic their mating call. I won't demonstrate as it's quite embarrassing.
4oreman@lemy.lol · 2 pts · 2y
They live in doritimo bay
pancakes@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 2y
They live in the area just outside of El Dorito