dramatic high tension music intensifies as the stakes are getting higher and the protagonists are sweating nervously over the plug of butts, but only one unsealed butt remains between them
(Also what you described is literally the opening moment of season 5 Solar Opposites)
Have you considered coating your buttplug in resin or some other smooth material? It's important to avoid materials with a lot of crevices that can harbor bacteria.
you better only use industrial lube that gives you cancer, and does terrible things to your tissues because it's meant for those massive german coal mining rigs. FTFY
62 Comments
Pirky@lemmy.world · 113 pts · 2y
ekZepp@lemmy.world · 93 pts · 2y
amateurs
jabathekek@sopuli.xyz · 27 pts · 2y
Impressive.
kautau@lemmy.world · 28 pts · 2y
Let’s see Paul Allen’s butt plug
MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca · 23 pts · 2y
Impressive.
MataVatnik@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 2y
Let's see Paul Allen's dildo
MyNameIsRichard@lemmy.ml · 81 pts · 2y
Can you fit a square peg in a round hole?
germanatlas@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 95 pts · 2y
It goes in the square hole
gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works · 50 pts · 2y
sanity crumbles visibly
UraniumDonut@lemmy.world · 31 pts · 2y
A cylinder
VizualWarrior@sh.itjust.works · 48 pts · 2y
Ah, yes. The 6th elemental stone.
Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee · 19 pts · 2y
We needed to activate it.
Does anyone have a butthole?
_stranger_@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 2y
Fire for fire, butthole for butt plug, go.
MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca · 14 pts · 2y
Mine just sealed up when you made that request.
Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee · 6 pts · 2y
dramatic high tension music intensifies as the stakes are getting higher and the protagonists are sweating nervously over the plug of butts, but only one unsealed butt remains between them
(Also what you described is literally the opening moment of season 5 Solar Opposites)
WeLoveCastingSpellz@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 8 pts · 2y
sorry I forgot mine at home
Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 2y
The pets or robot vacuum cleaner are probably playing with it.
hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 2y
Wait a sec, I'll go check.
toynbee@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
Not sure, but I think fewer than have an opinion.
unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de · 41 pts · 2y
How would you rate the experience of using it out of 10?
UraniumDonut@lemmy.world · 81 pts · 2y
Not yet used. Couldn't square up
remotelove@lemmy.ca · 16 pts · 2y
11
Xatolos@reddthat.com · 38 pts · 2y
AeonFelis@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 2y
Putting the "rect" in "rectangular"
blackluster117@possumpat.io · 35 pts · 2y
What is this? A buttplug for wombats?
frezik@midwest.social · 35 pts · 2y
Have you considered coating your buttplug in resin or some other smooth material? It's important to avoid materials with a lot of crevices that can harbor bacteria.
jdf038@mander.xyz · 20 pts · 2y
This guy buttplugs
UraniumDonut@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 2y
Would it still be brutally brutalist after doing that?
WinterBear@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
Butter also works
Lepsea@sh.itjust.works · 31 pts · 2y
scottmeme@sh.itjust.works · 30 pts · 2y
Oh yay holes for bacteria 🦠 😁
UraniumDonut@lemmy.world · 38 pts · 2y
Part of the experience
Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works · 22 pts · 2y
True, but very much not the main problem
PugJesus@lemmy.world · 29 pts · 2y
When I said I loved Brutalism, this isn't quite what I meant...
j4k3@lemmy.world · 26 pts · 2y
Amazing calcium uptake for hard strong bones rule
Honytawk@lemmy.zip · 20 pts · 2y
GluWu@lemm.ee · 20 pts · 2y
You better not use lube
MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works · 12 pts · 2y
Use a fist full of sand and wear it down to a personal fit through friction.
primrosepathspeedrun@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
you better only use industrial lube that gives you cancer, and does terrible things to your tissues because it's meant for those massive german coal mining rigs. FTFY
jdf038@mander.xyz · 3 pts · 2y
This is something that makes me want to go on a Google deep dive but I think I'll hold off on second thought.
primrosepathspeedrun@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
fuck your second thought; live on the edge. stare into the abyss.
WeLoveCastingSpellz@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 2y
I don't think that's gonna be enough
Taleya@aussie.zone · 18 pts · 2y
Are you a wombat?
UraniumDonut@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
Haven't checked yet. Good idea
TAYRN@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 2y
D... Did you do it?
slingstone@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 2y
Do you use lube or just coat it in sand for extra brutality?
UraniumDonut@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y
Rough granulate
ArmokGoB@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 2y
Korne127@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y
How did you get it?
UraniumDonut@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 2y
Created a replica myself from my own concrete mix
TAYRN@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 2y
A replica of what?
A replica of WHAT?!?
UraniumDonut@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 2y
A replica of the original brutalist buttplug. It is an art piece from Daniel Kent and not for sale. But I kinda needed one. So I made it myself.
TAYRN@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 2y
Oh well that's really interesting and very cultured of you and stuff.
But I'm just gonna keep assuming it's a replica of your butt because that's funnier to me.
mumblerfish@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y
Make like beans and spill
BaroqueInMind@lemmy.one · 5 pts · 2y
This is the kind of shit I browse lemmy for. Thank you.
flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 2y
What, in Minecraft?
colin@lemmy.uninsane.org · 2 pts · 2y
i found CAD files for this here. i'm gonna try and CNC it later today 😄
ElectroLisa@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 7 pts · 2y
Are you the same person as the one who got involved in a cylinder incident
P4ulin_Kbana@lemmy.eco.br · 5 pts · 2y
angrystego@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
Looks like brutalism, but it's really dysfunctionalism.
Mr_Blott@feddit.uk · 4 pts · 2y
UraniumDonut@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
:(
hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 2y
Why?
UraniumDonut@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y
It's fun!
Etterra@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
Does it chafe? I'll bet it chafes.
Thcdenton@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y