My identity is so wrapped up in what I buy that I paid the company to advertise I've products

Please Bill, I just want an official shirt. Calvin doesn't even need to be peeing on anything.

Classic Calvin & Hobbes W

Love when Watterson reads us all to filth in the most charming way. Such a goof lol

Yes, Chef!

Seems like some iphone user to me... Or any brand wearer I guess