c/science_memes · by fossilesque@mander.xyz · 2y

Abstract Madlibs


1. Synonym for new: 
2. Sciencey verb: 
3. Noun few people have heard of: 
4. Something you didn’t invent: 
5. Property: 
6. Number: 
7. Number: 
8. Units: 
9. Sexy adjective: 
10. Loser: 
11. Supreme sociological concern::
12. Buzzword: 
13. Buzzword: 
14. Buzzword:

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10 Comments

Varyk@sh.itjust.works · 30 pts · 2y

This paper presents a sparkly method for pressurizing the rhampotheca. Using the guitar pick, the density was measured to be 43.765 +/- 43.765 units.

Results show naughty agreement with theoretical projections and significant improvements over previous efforts by the LOSER Clarence Thomas, et al.

The work presented here has profound implications for future studies of cryptocurrency, and may one day help solve the problem of the rights of nature.

keywords: AI(artificial intelligence), IF(intermittent fasting), the Wokening

hazardous_area@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 2y (2 replies)

You say mad libs I say template. Potato potato

taiyang@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Tbf, UCLA literally gave us a template like this in a lab class I had in psych. I called it madlibs at the time and I'm sticking to it!

hazardous_area@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y

It’s hilarious, nice work!

moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 11 pts · 2y

This paper presents a revolutionary method for bitcrushing the maglock. Using waterwheels, bumpscocity was measured to be 2,000,000 +/- 62,000 square meters. Results show seductive agreement with theoretical predictions and significant improvement over previous efforts by arch linux user, et al. The work presented here has profound implications for future studies of [BUZZWORD HERE] and may one day help solve the problem of the undemocratization of the US

Keywords: Blockchain, Cold Fusion, Room Temperature Superconductor

::: spoiler I had to type all this on mobile, you can call me settings world champion

"My god the bumpscosity in here is absolutely overwhelming. Two million?! You people have got to be nuts! How can you stand this much bumpscosity?" :::

praise_idleness@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 2y (1 reply)

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Wilzax@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

You're missing a buzzword between Elon Musk and Social network addiction.

Which might be a comment on society at large and not just your madlib

where_am_i@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 2y

wow, this is very useful, thank you OP

lolcatnip@reddthat.com · 5 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Why just a sociological concern? The template works just fine for a physics or computer science paper, too!

fossilesque@mander.xyz · 7 pts · 2y

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Rednax@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y

Math and physics can also help to solve . So this template works fine as is for math and physics.

Leate_Wonceslace@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 2y

Is this a grant request template?