Ted Cruz Mercilessly Mocked For Bizarre Rant About Biden, Satan And Pat Benatar

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/ted-cruz-biden-pat-benatar_n_648be513e4b04ee51a9a964e

Critics called out Cruz for invoking the rock icon in his attempt to slam the president.

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aseriesoftubes42@kbin.social · 6 pts · 3y (1 reply)

The human being Ted Cruz, who as we all know is one being and not several, has not updated his popular culture references in over 40 years.

Haus@kbin.social · 2 pts · 3y

I appreciate both halves of your username!

Col3814444@kbin.social · 3 pts · 3y

Ted Cruz: “I don’t think Senate Democrats, if you had video of Joe Biden murdering children dressed as the devil under a full moon while singing Pat Benatar, they still wouldn’t vote to convict.”

As usual, the exact opposite of what would happen. It’s always projection.

vox@kbin.social · 1 pts · 3y

Remember back when actual human Ted Cruz accidentally reposted porn on his official Twitter account then claimed he got hacked..because I remember that

sparseMatrix@kbin.social · 1 pts · 3y

Hey leave Pat Benatar out of your bullshit, you rat bastard