Stone Based Stripper Names Ranked

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"Please welcome to the stage Rutilated Quarrrrrtz!"

w2tpmf@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Zircon and Bloodstone both sound like good stripper names.

Also double as good names for barbarians in a D & D campaign

dogsoahC@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Where Cummingtonite?

Well, I don't know, but if someone said that they are coming over and giving my mom some Cummingtonite we would have to fight.

Confuse everyone and call yourself Flint.

Then see confused faces when you go out on stage.

Countess425@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Jasper's a pretty popular stripper name, it seems.

Can t think off a single reason not to want to say a dudes name when the gril is sexy.