Cheese board

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48 Comments

salvaria@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 119 pts · 2y (4 replies)

It would have cost you zero money not to post this

Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net · 95 pts · 2y (3 replies)

errer@lemmy.world · 26 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net · 6 pts · 2y

If this is what I do to internet strangers, imagine what I send my friends.

somethingsnappy@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

Thank you for not adding santorum to the board.

devilish666@lemmy.world · 92 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net · 65 pts · 2y

Banichan@dormi.zone · 57 pts · 2y (5 replies)

Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net · 19 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Almost as cursed as my meme

VelvetStorm@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 2y

No, not even close

0x0@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 7 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Oh hey, I bet that guy is related to Rubber Johnny https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rubber_Johnny

TheRealLinga@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 2y (1 reply)

This brings me back! Aphex Twin will always be awesome. And super strange!

The music video for Windowlicker is a whole other kind of strange. Watch it.

Blackmist@feddit.uk · 4 pts · 2y

Come To Daddy as well.

I can't really remember the music, but the videos sure stick in the mind.

nieceandtows@lemmy.world · 45 pts · 2y (2 replies)

What the actual fuck

Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net · 58 pts · 2y (1 reply)

SeekPie@lemm.ee · 8 pts · 2y

Too many pixels, still too readable.

Thcdenton@lemmy.world · 30 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net · 24 pts · 2y

crawancon@lemm.ee · 28 pts · 2y (4 replies)

but is it better than fromunda cheese?

toomanypancakes@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 2y (3 replies)

Wait what's fromunda cheese?

don@lemm.ee · 40 pts · 2y (1 reply)

It’s cheese fromunda the foreskin.

HonkTonkWoman@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 2y
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crawancon@lemm.ee · 20 pts · 2y

fromunda deeeeeez nuuutz

Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee · 21 pts · 2y

It aint called dick cheese for nothing.
Pervs have a sophisticated pallet.

PenisDuckCuck9001@lemmynsfw.com · 14 pts · 2y (2 replies)

I can tell the difference between male, femboy and girlcock smegma in a blind taste test

dessimbelackis@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y

Your experiences are ones I would rather not have I’m sure

Agent641@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y

Impressive. I cant yet. Need more practice.

RelativeArea0@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 2y

That is some knowledge I wish I never learned.

Astronauticaldb@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Not the point exactly, by that's not Gouda on the left; it looks like a mix between Swiss and Sharp Cheddar with the rind still attached.

Daxtron2@startrek.website · 6 pts · 2y

Gouda you know that its not having an identity crisis.

ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net · 5 pts · 2y

Oppenheimer is that you?

qarbone@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Jesus fkn wept, is this real?

Brickhead92@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y

Yes, don't serve segma on a cheese board.

Late2TheParty@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y

I mean... you don't know what I like, random Internet image!

magic_smoke@links.hackliberty.org · 6 pts · 2y

Nothing like eating it fresh out the foreskin the way you eat a gogurt.

Siegfried@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y

I thought it was a Smeg'ma' ballz joke, and i found that it is quite literally smeg'ma'ballz

Mr_Dr_Oink@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y

Speak for yourself. 😜

Smeg on toast!

TheBrideWoreCrimson@sopuli.xyz · 4 pts · 2y

Smegma, des schmeckt'ma.

Akasazh@feddit.nl · 4 pts · 2y (3 replies)

Fromage á la bite!

synapse1278@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Non, ça se dit : fromage de bite

Akasazh@feddit.nl · 2 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Excusez moi, c'est comme la bite-ude pour moi.

^me trying my best at a French pun

RVGamer06@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 2y

How did i understand a French pun when i don't even know the language

creditCrazy@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

After learning that there are guys out there that don't clean their dicks and the amount of people here that know what smegma is making me concerned about other men

mechoman444@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

Hey! Speak for yourself! Some people like a little smegma on a cracker with a side of black caviar.

Thteven@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

It's true though, way too gamey.

makingStuffForFun@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 2y
ChronosTriggerWarning@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

Well, duh! That's a waste of perfectly good smeg. You should put it in your "smoothie."

Boggy@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

Had a friend that was convinced by another kid that smegma was the evolved form of magmar.