c/lemmyshitpost · by GrassrootBoundaries@slrpnk.net · 2y

Greed is a vice, I'll take 1

260 points · 17 comments · view on lemmy.world

17 Comments

loaExMachina@sh.itjust.works · 30 pts · 2y (1 reply)

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GrassrootBoundaries@slrpnk.net · 3 pts · 2y

Well you know what they say; two's company, three's a crowd

atocci@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 2y (3 replies)

I'll take $0 dollar because grindset-something

Klear@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 2y (2 replies)

sigma balls lmao

turnipjs@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 2y (1 reply)

What's a "sigma balls lmao"?

Klear@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y

Not much, how about you?

abbadon420@lemm.ee · 9 pts · 2y (3 replies)

I'll take none. I don't trust money, or rather, the people who have money. If I take your dollar, I'll owe you When will you collect? How will you collect? How much will it cost me? I'm sure I won't like any of the answers. You clearly have money to spend, so you cannot be trusted.

GrassrootBoundaries@slrpnk.net · 3 pts · 2y (2 replies)

All I want is a pound of flesh in return. Is that too much to ask?

BallsandBayonets@lemmings.world · 2 pts · 2y

A pound of flesh for $1? Even chicken is at least $6/lb!

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

does it matter whose flesh?

Empricorn@feddit.nl · 5 pts · 2y

Billionaires: Can't I have it all?

Facebones@reddthat.com · 4 pts · 2y

I'll take $1, tell you to give the other dollar to someone in need, then reap the rewards of social media vitality for my kindness.

Godnroc@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Nice try, but I have more than that now and don't want to go down to either.