c/politics · by MicroWave@lemmy.world · 2y

'Wouldn't trust them to move my couch': Sen. Elizabeth Warren delivers spirited DNC speech

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/elections/2024/08/22/elizabeth-warren-dnc-speech-video/74905787007/

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graycube@lemmy.world · 52 pts · 2y (1 reply)

It is probably easier to move them when you have a lot of experience grabbing them by the cushion.

jaybone@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y

cushy

ptz@dubvee.org · 36 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Vance: (Fucks couch) Here, I'm done with it.

Trump: (Sells couch to the Saudis) What couch? I've never seen any couch.

the_post_of_tom_joad@sh.itjust.works · 19 pts · 2y

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AFKBRBChocolate@lemmy.world · 27 pts · 2y

I love that applause she got, and how clearly, genuinely she was touched by it.

I struggled a bit selecting a candidate in the 2020 primary, but ultimately voted for Warren. I think she would have done well, but I was fine voting for Biden in the general, and so happy with all he accomplished.

graycube@lemmy.world · 26 pts · 2y (6 replies)

Meanwhile I'm feeling sorry for the 'yo momma' insults JD's kids must get in school.

Lycist@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 2y (4 replies)

Yo mama so ugly she gotta cosplay as a couch to get any.

DekesEnormous@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Yo mama so fat, yo daddy checks her for change.

Empricorn@feddit.nl · 12 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Yo mama so fat, 2 guys from Friends have to yell "Pivot!" to get her up the stairs.

DekesEnormous@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

Yo mama so fat and nasty, they film casting couch videos on top of her.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

Yo mama so greasy, uh, fuck, look, she's just really greasy okay.

MeekerThanBeaker@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 2y

Especially when they are home schooled.

Boom!

cheese_greater@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 2y

She's so awesome

MediaBiasFactChecker@lemmy.world · -4 pts · 2y

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