Near, far, wherever you are!

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Mewtwo@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 11 pts · 3y

And you still watched the full movie of her bangfest

db2@lemmy.one · 10 pts · 3y (3 replies)

If she says it's 5 guys she might be a sea witch or something.

xantonin@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 3y (1 reply)

Or she knows where to get some incredible burgers and fries on a boat

db2@lemmy.one · 3 pts · 3y

Oh yeah Mr Krabs

shadearg@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 3y
serfraser@sopuli.xyz · 3 pts · 3y

::: spoiler spoiler Getting on for 30 years ago now and I'm still fuming Jack's mate got crushed by that fucking chimney :::

RagingNerdoholic@lemmy.ca · -7 pts · 3y (2 replies)

Women think a story about a skank that whored around on her husband and left the guy to freeze to death is romantic, and then wonder why guys think it's a horror movie.

DistractedDev@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 3y (1 reply)
  1. He wasn't her husband. 2. The guy sucked.
Cabrio@lemmy.world · -1 pts · 3y

Cheaters gonna cheat.