He would probably have died of natural causes anyway by now. But just disappearing for a few decades might be a sign someone wasn't happy with his bodily integrity? Maybe he chills below one of the Miami skyscrapers now or whatever people in his business do in such cases.
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Floshie@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 24 pts · 2y
It'd go like this: "Excuse me, do you happen to know where Joseph Farto is ?"
Fester@lemm.ee · 10 pts · 2y
door slams
Kolanaki@yiffit.net · 23 pts · 2y
Sounds like a character in Star Wars.
occhionaut@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y
Cousin of the famous Glup Shitto
Arbiter@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 2y
Sounds like a star wars character.
sundray@lemmus.org · 5 pts · 2y
Darth Bum Farto.
Case@lemmynsfw.com · 12 pts · 2y
God who looks at the mirror and sees that and still thinks "Yeah I can talk to women."
I'm homely, but god damn.
Passerby6497@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y
Attitude, personality and confidence can make an ugly man look good.
Or at least that's how it's worked out for me.
altima_neo@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 2y
Mans probably got a few tbh. Seems like the kinda guy some women would go for.
Nuke_the_whales@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 2y
Apparently there was a musical about this guy and his disappearance
hoss@lemmynsfw.com · 10 pts · 2y
He was ripped from the world and gone like the wind 💨
OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y
“This Bum Farto stinks, I tell ya!”
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y
That's 100% the name of a Benny Hill character or something out of the British Panto tradition 😄
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y
Look I'll name my kotor characters what I want and you can't do anything about it
thenextguy@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y
Whatever drug he was dealing should be called 'he who first smelt it'.
DiploRaucous@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y
I mean, I imagine it was crack.
udon@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y
He would probably have died of natural causes anyway by now. But just disappearing for a few decades might be a sign someone wasn't happy with his bodily integrity? Maybe he chills below one of the Miami skyscrapers now or whatever people in his business do in such cases.
Thcdenton@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y
Vanished like a fart in the wind
puchaczyk@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 2y
I wish his name was Richard...
dumbass@leminal.space · 3 pts · 2y
whoever smelt it, dealt it.
sundray@lemmus.org · 1 pts · 2y