Wizard rule

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8 Comments

Jakra@aussie.zone · 19 pts · 2y (4 replies)

The sunk cost fallacy of wizardry. Come on man, just one more incantation, just one more and you’ll be immortal! It’s always just one more incantation!

Kolanaki@yiffit.net · 13 pts · 2y (2 replies)

A smart wizard would just say that they can grant immortality, but it doesn't last forever so they need to buy a new immortality potion every year.

0x0@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 2y (1 reply)

What do you do when the king dies?

Kolanaki@yiffit.net · 13 pts · 2y

"potion must've wore off."

Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net · 3 pts · 2y

Alberta: just one more oil boom - we promise not to piss this one away, lord

uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 11 pts · 2y

A wise king would know the wizard would just make off with the Elixir Vitae as soon as it was discovered.

Meanwhile we have autocrats telling their engineers to design them a computer intelligence that can manage an unstoppable army of swarming killer drones.

nicknonya@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 6 pts · 2y

let's try with a bit more mercury and arsenic this time

10_0@lemmy.ml · 6 pts · 2y
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Nuke_the_whales@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

“Fuck you and this bullshit! That's what this is you know! Satanic black magic; sick shit!”

-Paulie walnuts