Homer: (wakes up from a daydream about "the land of chocolate"). "What? Huh? Oh, uh we were talking about chocolate?" -- Boss: "That was ten minutes ago!"
At a Stone Cutters meeting, he uses the Sacred Parchment as a napkin. When everyone starts yelling at him for that, he gets nervous out and starts using it as a napkin even more.
"You have my undivided attention" (watches a cartoon in his head)
"What would my life be like if I robbed the Quick-E-Mart?" (imagines himself living in a mansion, wearing a tuxedo, spinning his gun on his finger, Marge in a swimsuit doing a 60's dance beside him.) "I'll do it! I'll rob the Quick-E-Mart....D'oh!" (he has already walked out to his car and is driving home).
When marge spends the whole day cleaning the house to host a party for friends, homer plays with a toy racecar track in his underwear. Marge says to him: "Homer! The only thing I asked you to do for this party is to put on pants and you didn't do it!"
14 Comments
AddLemmus@lemmy.ml · 28 pts · 2y
Why must I be a Jar Jar type? Why can't I be a Doc Brown ADHD type?
Zombiepirate@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 2y
How wude.
DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social · 5 pts · 2y
It's never too late to buy uranium from terrorists.
BallsandBayonets@lemmings.world · 2 pts · 1y
Unmedicated vs overly medicated. Assuming he started self-treating his ADHD in the 50s, the good Doc was probably taking cocaine.
Ramin_HAL9001@lemmy.ml · 24 pts · 2y
So much this.
Also, its not just Bart Simpson, it is Homer too.
Unforeseen@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 2y
ChicoSuave@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 2y
Every Robin Williams comedy character is some facet of ADHD
LEONHART@slrpnk.net · 19 pts · 2y
"Doc, are you trying to tell me that you built a time machine...out of a DeLorean?!?"
"Marty, I'm going to be honest with you. I don't think I have my meds properly balanced yet."
"Heavy."
"Precisely."
TwistedTurtle@monero.town · 11 pts · 2y
All of these make sense to me except Ragnar. Did he really have ADHD energy?
FrostyCaveman@lemm.ee · 10 pts · 2y
Floki is the much more obvious example if you ask me
DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social · 5 pts · 2y
I completely relate to sometimes wanting to pillage and/or destroy England.
dk841143@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 2y
Maybe the creator of the image had an ADHD moment and strayed from the intended goal for a sec. :-p
otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 9 pts · 2y
ohmygod. My early dating years make so much more sense now. I was looking for my people. 😭😵💫😅
Stamets@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y
Nemo@midwest.social · 5 pts · 2y
Why is Madeline from Gilmore Girls on here?
gazby@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 11 pts · 2y
I assume you're joking lol, but just in case that's Luna Lovegood from the Harry Potter movie franchise.