Out of mayo... What should I use in my sammich instead?

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19 Comments

jaye@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 3y (1 reply)

Hot dog water

Well that's just going to soak the bread all to hell. C'maaaan!

Beans

10W30 motor oil.

Motorheadbanger@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 3y (2 replies)

The only correct answer would be mayo

ThePJN@sopuli.xyz · 2 pts · 3y (1 reply)

"Correct" answer? Get outta here! 🤪

Goddammit

Dunk the bread in some water. The sogginess adds an extra dimension all together.

jesterraiin@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 3y (4 replies)

KY jelly.

ThePJN@sopuli.xyz · 2 pts · 3y (3 replies)

I think that works best for hot dogs...

jesterraiin@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 3y (2 replies)

I wouldn't know.

I consider myself more an ass man.

If you're not using lube for that you're doing it wrong

Like, donkey meat sammiches? Or is that not sammich related at all?

We're talking about sammiches here. Ya gotta focus!

andrewth09@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 3y (1 reply)

Pebbles

NOW we're talkin'!

Sour cream!

In times of crisis, I find pickle juice makes an excellent substitution