Guess it belongs to the cat now

My teenager is going to have to resign himself to the fact that this is Apocalypse’s chair now.

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NumbersCanBeFun@kbin.social · 17 pts · 3y (2 replies)
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Naja_Kaouthia@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 3y

Her nickname happens to be “Alpaca lips”.

mPony@kbin.social · 1 pts · 3y

I bet they call the cat "Lypse" for short.

CileTheSane@kbin.social · 9 pts · 3y (1 reply)

I have taught my cat that the words "my spot" mean she has approximately 5 seconds to move on her own or I will pick her up and put her on my lap when I sit there. She knows where I sit and where she can sit if she doesn't want to be disturbed.

Naja_Kaouthia@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 3y

Sometimes, on the dark of the moon, when the planets align, they’ll actually listen when I tell them “vamanos”.

Braysl@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 3y (1 reply)

When you bring her to the vet do they address you as "Bringer of the Apocalypse"?

Naja_Kaouthia@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 3y

The tech actually cracked a joke somewhat like that at the vet lol. But they love her there she’s honestly a sweet, talkative cuddle bug unlike her sister Abaddon, who doesn’t seem to like anyone but me and dares you to fuck around and find out.

elsif@lemm.ee · 7 pts · 3y (3 replies)

What brand is that chair? Looks so comfy! Also, your cat's name is amazing

ThirdWorldOrder@lemmy.one · 3 pts · 3y (1 reply)
Naja_Kaouthia@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 3y

That’s the one!

ME5SENGER_24@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 3y

Seconded on both fronts!

001100010010@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 3y (2 replies)
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zib@kbin.social · 6 pts · 3y (1 reply)

My cats would become gravely offended if I tried that nonsense with them.

Entropywins@kbin.social · 3 pts · 3y

Your cats have a good pet human...

Ertebolle@kbin.social · 4 pts · 3y (1 reply)

You're an errand boy, sent by grocery clerks, to collect a bill.

Naja_Kaouthia@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 3y

I am indeed.

Granite@kbin.social · 3 pts · 3y

Seconded on the amazing name

Umbra@kbin.social · 1 pts · 3y

The kitten has priority!