Switchblade-Wielding Subway Rider Locked In Standoff With Penis-Wielding Subway Rider

https://theonion.com/switchblade-wielding-subway-rider-locked-in-standoff-with-penis-wielding-subway-rider/

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7 Comments

shoulderoforion@fedia.io · 14 pts · 1y (3 replies)

you can't bring a penis to a knife fight, man

RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

Ultimate intimidation weapon.

MeatPilot@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y (1 reply)

A penis can become a ranged weapon.

DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social · 1 pts · 1y

It sure can, with the switchblade's help.

quigat@lemm.ee · 10 pts · 1y (2 replies)

The penis mightier than the sword

hate2bme@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

Actually audibly chuckled

SwingingTheLamp@midwest.social · 1 pts · 1y