c/theonion · by Midnight@slrpnk.net · 1ySwitchblade-Wielding Subway Rider Locked In Standoff With Penis-Wielding Subway Rider https://theonion.com/switchblade-wielding-subway-rider-locked-in-standoff-with-penis-wielding-subway-rider/108 points · 7 comments · view on lemmy.world
7 Comments
shoulderoforion@fedia.io · 14 pts · 1y
you can't bring a penis to a knife fight, man
RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
Ultimate intimidation weapon.
MeatPilot@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
A penis can become a ranged weapon.
DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social · 1 pts · 1y
It sure can, with the switchblade's help.
quigat@lemm.ee · 10 pts · 1y
The penis mightier than the sword
hate2bme@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
Actually audibly chuckled
SwingingTheLamp@midwest.social · 1 pts · 1y
But what if Thompson's Penis a Sword?