This Pizza cut

I once made my own pizza and ate the whole thing without cutting it. I ate it like a watermelon, coring out the crust.

Yo that's the "This was supposed to be cut the other way and I'm not remaking it" special!

Quad City style pizza is cut into thin strips. It is the most infuriating way to cut a pizza. You lift a slice and it completely collapses under its own weight.

Take an advantage of the confusion - take the largest.

The “end my suffering” special.

Early bird gets the triangle.

Dibs on the piece on the left.

There is no wrong way to cut a pizza. I'm willing to die on this hill

lorge piece