c/cat · by d00ery@lemmy.world · 1yIt's fine, you have the comfy chair and I'll sit on the grass 327 points · 8 comments · view on lemmy.world
8 Comments
thenextguy@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 1y
I know that look.
When that look comes out, the claws are not far behind.
Drunemeton@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y
If I saw that IRL I’d suddenly have something to do inside. Taxes, maybe a root canal…
Plopp@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y
Beautiful kitty. And such nice fur. Deserves the chair.
LordWiggle@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y
Know thy place hooman. Obey my demands and serve me well and I may reward you with a head bump.
Jerkface@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y
I receive: chair. You receive: lap. Do we have a deal?
cheddar@programming.dev · 9 pts · 1y
Here's my counteroffer:
I receive: chair; you receive: scratches.
Jerkface@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y
... I reluctantly accept your offer.
Sam_Bass@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
Such is the lot of royalty