Can't be Jesus Christ.
Jesus drives a Honda, not a Hyundai.
John 12:49 - "For I did not speak of my own Accord..."
Maybe he traded it in?
“Took 3 fucking days. 0 stars.”
Christ must really like those who help themselves; help themselves to that Elantra when they steal it...
“When you got 30+ miles to the gallon, it was then that I carried you."
🎵 Christ will ride again🎵
*Him /s
9 Comments
Kolanaki@yiffit.net · 19 pts · 3y
Can't be Jesus Christ.
Jesus drives a Honda, not a Hyundai.
John 12:49 - "For I did not speak of my own Accord..."
BananaPeal@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 3y
Maybe he traded it in?
Lemmylefty@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 3y
“Took 3 fucking days. 0 stars.”
mightyfoolish@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 3y
Christ must really like those who help themselves; help themselves to that Elantra when they steal it...
JaymesRS@midwest.social · 4 pts · 3y
“When you got 30+ miles to the gallon, it was then that I carried you."
dephyre@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 3y
🎵 Christ will ride again🎵
eggshappedegg@sopuli.xyz · 2 pts · 3y
*Him /s