the prophesy

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Kolanaki@yiffit.net · 19 pts · 3y (1 reply)

Can't be Jesus Christ.

Jesus drives a Honda, not a Hyundai.

John 12:49 - "For I did not speak of my own Accord..."

BananaPeal@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 3y

Maybe he traded it in?

Lemmylefty@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 3y

“Took 3 fucking days. 0 stars.”

mightyfoolish@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 3y

Christ must really like those who help themselves; help themselves to that Elantra when they steal it...

JaymesRS@midwest.social · 4 pts · 3y

“When you got 30+ miles to the gallon, it was then that I carried you."

dephyre@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 3y

🎵 Christ will ride again🎵

eggshappedegg@sopuli.xyz · 2 pts · 3y

*Him /s