Human traffic cone wears hat (joke)

EDIT:

Holy shit not even the shitpost board has a sense of humor. It's just a picture I found funny. Sorry it bothers you so much, maybe go lie down or something.

-32 points · 25 comments · view on lemmy.world

25 Comments

simplejack@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 1y (8 replies)

Back for round two?

Neon@lemmy.world · 26 pts · 1y (6 replies)

jesus fucking christ my dude, god created dark mode for you to use it

Sanctus@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y

Jesus knows, he's part of the trinity dude.

simplejack@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y (4 replies)

Auto dark mode is where it’s at. Dark mode when dark, light mode when light.

Dark mode in the sun is inferior.

Neon@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y (3 replies)

yeah, but I'm sitting in the Dark and I have to look at your light mode.

Don't you think of the poor souls locked away in dark castle-prisons when taking a screenshot? /s

robotica@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Somebody needs to invent theme-agnostic screenshots, so that you can take a screenshot of both light and dark mode at the same time

jdeath@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 1y (1 reply)

i think that's when you copy and paste text

robotica@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y

Hmm, that doesn't sound high-tech enough... I think we should implement something using blockchain and AI... Oh, is blockchain out of fashion already?

BigHeadGuy@lemmy.wtf · -4 pts · 1y

Are jokes allowed is this against the rules please tell me why this is wrong and what I should do instead I am just an unfrozen caveman who remembers when joke subs were fun

Sanctus@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 1y (3 replies)

Someone is upset they have to trash outfits cause their candidates ideology is undefendable its so trash.

BigHeadGuy@lemmy.wtf · -14 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Nobody is "my candidate." I don't have an agenda. You've made up a motivation for me that has nothing to do with what I posted or why. This is just a funny picture.

Sanctus@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y

Maybe read the room, we've had a flood over right wing trolls yesterday. We dont control the dumb shit you post.

ieatpwns@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

You kinda sound like a Russian troll

Neon@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 1y (2 replies)

alright, but can we enjoy the irony of a bright orange suit and a camouflage-cappy?

also: that bright orange suit is probably also doubling as a reflective west when cycling. I've actually seen stupider stuff.

juliebean@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 1y (1 reply)

i thought that was the funny here. is that not the joke?

Neon@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 1y

Idk, it could also have been a political hitpiece à la "look at those stupid democrats lol"

HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Who is that even supposed to be anyway

unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de · 7 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Yeah whats the point thats being made here? Surely you can find many much more weird looking pics of people wearing maga hats

BigHeadGuy@lemmy.wtf · -12 pts · 1y

beep boop what are jokes does not compute

4oreman@lemy.lol · 5 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Context?

simplejack@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Katie Perry wore orange one day and OP doesn’t like her hat.

4oreman@lemy.lol · 9 pts · 1y

ah, seems harmless, let the guy call her a traffic cone

xavier666@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 1y

Orange dress bad

/s

DMBFFF@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

She looks nice.

ATDA@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

I have a traffic cone orange polo that in some meeting rooms reflects enough light to trumpify people's faces. Man people hate it but wait till I show up in this ensemble!

superkret@feddit.org · 1 pts · 1y
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BigHeadGuy@lemmy.wtf · -2 pts · 1y
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