It's even funnier the second time

They did it again! https://abcnews.go.com/International/wireStory/hezbollah-official-walkie-talkies-group-exploded-part-blasts-113808691

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21 Comments

flamingo_pinyata@sopuli.xyz · 48 pts · 2y (4 replies)

After the first round they didn't check every single device they own? Of course, what's the chance it happens again!

Streetlights@lemmy.world · 37 pts · 2y (1 reply)

That poor Hezballah logistics guy who was boasting about the amazing discount he got only a few weeks ago...

CoffeeJunkie@lemmy.cafe · 18 pts · 2y
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CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org · 9 pts · 2y

You bet your ass they're tearing everything apart in a panic now, at least. Which might be a reason to stop at two devices and save the new shekels.

AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

Shall we check all the remaining beepers?

Nah, discard them and switch to portable radio. They won't get us a second time.

Streetlights@lemmy.world · 36 pts · 2y (1 reply)

RIP Hezbollahs procurement team.

slaacaa@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 2y

240918_Hezbollah_Supply Chain Challenges 2025 outlook_UPDATED_v2.pptx

skillissuer@discuss.tchncs.de · 23 pts · 2y (2 replies)

ncd gains another prophet (this was posted to r/ncd yesterday)

verity_kindle@sh.itjust.works · 14 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Well, NCD has a spooky track record, regardless of platform. You know what happens to prophets.

psud@aussie.zone · 2 pts · 2y

Prophets increase profits?

verity_kindle@sh.itjust.works · 19 pts · 2y (3 replies)

Holy moly, next will be game consoles and air conditioning units. I would like the honor of starting this rumor in Arabic and Urdu.

skillissuer@discuss.tchncs.de · 13 pts · 2y (2 replies)

for now it's handheld radios, more pagers, solar energy systems and laptops

Streetlights@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 2y

Tomorrow they will declare electricity is haram.

verity_kindle@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 2y

Done. The Hebrew Hammer flies at midnight.

YourPrivatHater@ani.social · 6 pts · 2y
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emmie@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y

Removing balls from Islamic extremists is a key to this girls heart

YeetPics@mander.xyz · 4 pts · 2y (4 replies)

Won't somebody think of those poor, harmless terrorists in the Jihad Council?!?!1

obre@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 2y (3 replies)

And also the children and innocent bystanders inevitably maimed and wounded when detonating thousands of explosives in densely populated urban areas. Fuck them too, right

YeetPics@mander.xyz · 8 pts · 2y

Fuck them too, right

Did I say "fuck those terrorists on the Jihad coucil" or did I say "think about those terrorists on the Jihad Council"?

Take your time with your answer, reading seems to be a challenge for you 🫶

But on that note; do terrorists typically stop engaging in terrorism when there may be collateral damage?

Israel does not, and neither does Hezbollah or Hamas🤷

So why shame one and not all the others? Be better.

possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip · -5 pts · 2y (1 reply)

They were in the way and became a threat after the initial attack

Madison420@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y

Yeah we'll ignore that this type of attack is specifically illegal just about everywhere in every court, even ironically Israeli courts.

Banichan@dormi.zone · 2 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Brought to you by Motorola 😉

stoy@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 2y

Sorry but those looks like Midland radios (:

possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 2y
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