c/dadjokes · by TheImpressiveX@lemmy.ml · 1yWhat do you call a hippie's wife? Mississippi. 156 points · 4 comments · view on lemmy.world
4 Comments
perishthethought@lemm.ee · 18 pts · 1y
Maybe add "from the South" to the end of the question?
Good joke tho',
NotMaster@lemmynsfw.com · 13 pts · 1y
Do you know how the polygamist redneck hippy counts his wives?
1 mrs hippy, 2 mrs hippy, 3 mrs hippy
Make them work for the punchline.
NeoNachtwaechter@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
Wait...
Is he a real redneck AND a real hippy at the same time??
Or is he maybe just half redneck, half hippy?
Because if it's the latter, then you need to start your counting like:
1/2 mrs hippy, 1 mrs hippy, 1 1/2 mrs hippy...
papacraw@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 1y
when it's half hippie and half redneck you have to assign the fox worthy curve of entanglement so it becomes 1/3 Mrs hippy 2/3 Mrs hippy and then 3 thirds if yanto.