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mrtea99@lemmy.world · 61 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Gun = Rootie Tootie Point and Shootie

Amicitas@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y

Pointy Shootie

solsangraal@lemmy.zip · 45 pts · 1y
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yesman@lemmy.world · 44 pts · 1y (9 replies)

FYI: Defibrillators don't start the heart, they stop it.

The heart doesn't stop in many heart attacks. Instead it just beats erratically and in a way that doesn't pump blood well. Shocking the heart to stop it (what a defib does) causes the nerve cells to "reboot" and start beating regularly again.

Shocking a victim who's heart has stopped is useless and automatic defibrillators won't go off until they've detected the arrhythmia.

DarkDarkHouse@lemmy.sdf.org · 27 pts · 1y

Hearty restarty

Ultraviolet@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 1y (3 replies)

It's essentially the "have you tried turning it off and back on again" of cardiology.

WhatAmLemmy@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y (1 reply)

When I was a teenager my computer survived years of percussive maintenance. All I'm saying is, have doctors tried beating the shit out of their patients?

Obi@sopuli.xyz · 1 pts · 1y

Mind blown! 🤯

wurstgulasch3000@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y

I blame House MD for this common misconception

angrystego@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y

Yes, thank you, I'm glad you mentioned it here, it doesn't happen often enough. I mean, it's even in the name, right? Defibrillator gets rid of fibrillation - the erratic beating!

sudo@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 1y

And hippos aren't buoyant.

wowwoweowza@lemmy.ml · -8 pts · 1y

Fun at parties?

halfapage@lemmy.world · 44 pts · 1y (3 replies)
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terraborra@lemmy.nz · 22 pts · 1y

If they could read they’d be very upset.

MeatsOfRage@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y

I'd have called them chazzwazzers

Rusty@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 1y

Walkie-talkie was created by a Canadian engineer Donald Hings.

wallybeavis@lemmy.world · 32 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Speedo = Scrotie Totey

TheBrideWoreCrimson@sopuli.xyz · 2 pts · 1y

Brazilian Waxing = Shiny Giny

ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 31 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Beans = Farty Starties

Because they give you gas (pooty booty).

MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net · 10 pts · 1y (1 reply)

And if they went bad, you get booty shooty (diarrhea).

andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 1y

Beans, beans, the musical fruit, the more you eat, the more you toot.

Atherel@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 29 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Too late

like@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 1y

maybe pocket baby

Etterra@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y

Acamon@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 1y

The lol per pixel ratio of this meme was significantly above the mean

tteok@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 1y

I am literally reading this on my squatty potty (if you don't have one - BUY ONE)

over_clox@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 1y

Erectile Dysfunction = Teenie Weenie

Godort@lemm.ee · 12 pts · 1y

It's a travesty that they aren't called "Fuzzy Buzzies"

davidagain@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y

I am completely on board with this and suggest we amend all the dictionaries immediately.

baldingpudenda@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y (4 replies)

Huh, I thought defibrillators were for arrhythmias, but it's also for cardiac arrest.

Default_Defect@midwest.social · 9 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Yup, and it fucking sucks (better than dying though) to have one used on you.

MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net · 3 pts · 1y (1 reply)

...now I want to try it. Which is probably unwise.

HappycamperNZ@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y

Call of the void.

Yeah, id probably join you.

akincisor@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 1y

It should be called Hearty Stoppy. That's what they do. Stop your heart so it can reboot in safe mode.

Kolanaki@yiffit.net · 6 pts · 1y

Pooper scooper -> Poopy Scoopy

OneCardboardBox@lemmy.sdf.org · 6 pts · 1y

You can thank the US Army for that: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SCR-300

pjwestin@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
Seasm0ke@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

I call noodles, long ass rice.

wowwoweowza@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 1y

Perhaps my favorite meme ever

Hux@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 1y

I can only read this in Paul McCartney’s voice…

nilloc@discuss.tchncs.de · 2 pts · 1y

Tractor trailers = big rigs.

ThePyroPython@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

Surely Stamps should be called Lickie-Stickie-Posties.

Etterra@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

Well it's that or the Action Comics method.

Alliteration for everyone!

fsxylo@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 1y

Real object names.

affiliate@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y

glowy hoppy

over_clox@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y

Prison Snitch = Snitchie Bitchies get the Stitchies

mynameisigglepiggle@lemmy.world · -13 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Thankfully chatgpt expanded on the list. Some hits some misses

Sure! Here are 30 more playful names for common items:

  1. Computer = Clicky Tricky

  2. Car = Zoomy Roomy

  3. Bed = Snoozy Woozy

  4. Shower = Splashy Dasher

  5. Toothbrush = Bristle Whistle

  6. Door = Swingy Thingy

  7. Clock = Tick Tock Block

  8. Shampoo = Bubbly Scrubbly

  9. Refrigerator = Chilly Filly

  10. Piano = Tinky Plinky

  11. Light Bulb = Glow Flow

  12. Blender = Whirly Swirly

  13. Airplane = Fly High Sky

  14. Shoes = Tappy Clappy

  15. Glasses = See Flea

  16. Towel = Wipey Swipey

  17. Mirror = Peepy Creepy

  18. Umbrella = Drizzly Fizzly

  19. Paintbrush = Drippy Zippy

  20. Backpack = Packy Wacky

  21. Elevator = Up N' Duper

  22. Magazine = Flip Drip

  23. Scissors = Snippy Clippy

  24. Chair = Sit Kit

  25. Lamp = Glimmer Dimmer

  26. Pen = Inky Pinky

  27. Television = Watchy Squatchy

  28. Coffee Maker = Brew Stew

  29. Pillow = Fluffy Puffy

  30. Toothpaste = Squeezy Pleasy

I hope you enjoy these whimsical renamings!

Evotech@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y

Ai barf