Funeral

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21 Comments

Alexstarfire@lemmy.world · 37 pts · 1y (4 replies)

Don't even need to wait until he dies. Just pick a yacht.

aeronmelon@lemmy.world · 50 pts · 1y (3 replies)

That’s not a Viking funeral, that’s just regular Viking.

I'll take it.

Etterra@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y (1 reply)

I've always wanted to honor my ancestors by going a-viking. Do you get more Odin points for sacrificing a billionaire over a millionaire?

Better get both just to be sure

HessiaNerd@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 1y (1 reply)

"... ~~Chuck~~ catapult ..."

Or trebuchet. Either way, super glue a Molotov cocktail into each hand and hurl away.

Nah pack my body and clothes with thermite.

Molotov cocktail, except is just a dead guy called Molotov holding a jerrycan

medusa@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 1y (4 replies)

Hunter S Thompson: Pack me into a cannon at the top of a 150 foot tower and fire my ass into the sky while Tambourine Man plays.

Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net · 6 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Men doing anything but getting therapy

drug checklist scene from Fear & Loathing intensifies

darkpanda@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y (1 reply)

That’s Mr. Tambourine Man to you, bud.

So, Mr. T.?

robocall@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Awesome. I'll settle for their Ferrari.

I think people fail to realize the cost difference in sports cars and yachts.

I spent a fair bit on a Porsche but wouldn’t dream of owning some of the monster boats my neighbors haul and those aren’t even yachts.

linearchaos@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y (3 replies)

That just sounds like raising the insurance rates for all the normal people. You need to get the rich guy on the boat to even out the pain

Etterra@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Wait, who said anything about leaving the rich bastard at home?

linearchaos@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y (1 reply)

I'm down, let's fire up the BBQ

someone said bourgeois tenderloin?

I want a viking funeral, but to save expenses, skip the boat. Chuck me into the ocean and fire arrows at me until I sink.