Gotta get some unpleasant bodily function photos in there as well. Big unbroken dookie, unfolded snot rag, infected ingrown toenail, you know, real degenerate shit.
no shit lol I wonder where people who think it's real think the government is getting their dick pics. I once had someone try to bullshit me by saying that the sensors on automatic urinals were cameras collecting dick pics, I wonder if that is last of the conspiracy here, maybe they think that's real
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Worx@lemmynsfw.com · 69 pts · 1y
Superimpose the text "somewhere in this image are my terrorism plans" so they have to spend hours studying the picture in detail
Comment105@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 1y
And then actually get the Darth Plagueis the Wise copypasta in there somewhere.
Banichan@dormi.zone · 42 pts · 1y
https://youtu.be/4zH9Zca1vRM
ton618@lemm.ee · 17 pts · 1y
Omg how could I have not heard this song before?! And it's 8 years old! What a banger!
MossyFeathers@pawb.social · 12 pts · 1y
Dude, Knower is great. You should also check out songs like Time Traveller and Butts Tits Money
SpruceBringsteen@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
Louis Coles new album is worth checking out , he's the drummer.
Also the drummer of Clown Core.
MossyFeathers@pawb.social · 13 pts · 1y
Don't even have to watch, I already know what song this is.
Edit: yep. The government knows.
hOrni@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y
I don't know what I just watched. All I know is before the end of the song I was dancing naked and masturbating in front of my webcam.
NOT_RICK@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
This is awesome
sheepishly@fedia.io · 3 pts · 1y
A fine addition to my schizocore collection
frazw@lemmy.world · 35 pts · 1y
Better hope you don't have a small dick, or you'll tick all the terrorist profile markers and be in jail before you know it.
Tyr_Raidho_Othala@reddthat.com · 7 pts · 1y
Yeah, I am not in jail, that doesn't make sense
Tyr_Raidho_Othala@reddthat.com · 9 pts · 1y
I have a miniature cock and am not imprisoned, so I'd call major BS
SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world · 26 pts · 1y
And then they assume you have pics of teenage boy cock on your drive.
Letstakealook@lemm.ee · 18 pts · 1y
Gotta get some unpleasant bodily function photos in there as well. Big unbroken dookie, unfolded snot rag, infected ingrown toenail, you know, real degenerate shit.
BigDaddySlim@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 1y
"The full, detailed write up of my plans are within this cumbox, search carefully and thoroughly, many key details are very well hidden."
andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works · 11 pts · 1y
Eating shit, vomiting and masturbating while dictating your manifesto in detail.
SitD@lemy.lol · 12 pts · 1y
joke's on anon, the only thing nsa ever wanted is spy on everyone's dickpics without having to go in person
Buddahriffic@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
Hot NSA agent: I need to get me some of this dick in this pic! Checks OP's file for his address, sees red flags from his other antics Damn, nevermind!
InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y
Buddahriffic@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
Lmao "theft of government property". Those charges are somehow more upsetting than the act of hoarding all those dick pics.
InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
Its also an onion esqu article.
lowered_lifted@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 1y
no shit lol I wonder where people who think it's real think the government is getting their dick pics. I once had someone try to bullshit me by saying that the sensors on automatic urinals were cameras collecting dick pics, I wonder if that is last of the conspiracy here, maybe they think that's real
InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
Also the perpetrators name is Hilary Wang
DavidGarcia@feddit.nl · 8 pts · 1y
The only flaw in this plan is that maximum dick pics is the only reason why they surveil everyone
letsgo@lemm.ee · 6 pts · 1y
For extra points, write some random almost coherent stuff, ROT13 it then steganographise it into those dick pics.
lowered_lifted@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 1y
all that's gonna get the OP is a new buddy who really wants to help him start shit and will provide all the materials even