Anon needs viewers

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Worx@lemmynsfw.com · 69 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Superimpose the text "somewhere in this image are my terrorism plans" so they have to spend hours studying the picture in detail

Comment105@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 1y

And then actually get the Darth Plagueis the Wise copypasta in there somewhere.

Banichan@dormi.zone · 42 pts · 1y (7 replies)
ton618@lemm.ee · 17 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Omg how could I have not heard this song before?! And it's 8 years old! What a banger!

MossyFeathers@pawb.social · 12 pts · 1y

Dude, Knower is great. You should also check out songs like Time Traveller and Butts Tits Money

SpruceBringsteen@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y

Louis Coles new album is worth checking out , he's the drummer.

Also the drummer of Clown Core.

MossyFeathers@pawb.social · 13 pts · 1y

Don't even have to watch, I already know what song this is.

Edit: yep. The government knows.

hOrni@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y

I don't know what I just watched. All I know is before the end of the song I was dancing naked and masturbating in front of my webcam.

NOT_RICK@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y

This is awesome

sheepishly@fedia.io · 3 pts · 1y

A fine addition to my schizocore collection

frazw@lemmy.world · 35 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Better hope you don't have a small dick, or you'll tick all the terrorist profile markers and be in jail before you know it.

Tyr_Raidho_Othala@reddthat.com · 7 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Yeah, I am not in jail, that doesn't make sense

Tyr_Raidho_Othala@reddthat.com · 9 pts · 1y

I have a miniature cock and am not imprisoned, so I'd call major BS

SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world · 26 pts · 1y

And then they assume you have pics of teenage boy cock on your drive.

Letstakealook@lemm.ee · 18 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Gotta get some unpleasant bodily function photos in there as well. Big unbroken dookie, unfolded snot rag, infected ingrown toenail, you know, real degenerate shit.

BigDaddySlim@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 1y (1 reply)

"The full, detailed write up of my plans are within this cumbox, search carefully and thoroughly, many key details are very well hidden."

andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works · 11 pts · 1y

Eating shit, vomiting and masturbating while dictating your manifesto in detail.

SitD@lemy.lol · 12 pts · 1y (6 replies)

joke's on anon, the only thing nsa ever wanted is spy on everyone's dickpics without having to go in person

Buddahriffic@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y (5 replies)

Hot NSA agent: I need to get me some of this dick in this pic! Checks OP's file for his address, sees red flags from his other antics Damn, nevermind!

InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y (4 replies)

Buddahriffic@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y (3 replies)

Lmao "theft of government property". Those charges are somehow more upsetting than the act of hoarding all those dick pics.

InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Its also an onion esqu article.

lowered_lifted@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 1y (1 reply)

no shit lol I wonder where people who think it's real think the government is getting their dick pics. I once had someone try to bullshit me by saying that the sensors on automatic urinals were cameras collecting dick pics, I wonder if that is last of the conspiracy here, maybe they think that's real

InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y

Also the perpetrators name is Hilary Wang

DavidGarcia@feddit.nl · 8 pts · 1y

The only flaw in this plan is that maximum dick pics is the only reason why they surveil everyone

letsgo@lemm.ee · 6 pts · 1y

For extra points, write some random almost coherent stuff, ROT13 it then steganographise it into those dick pics.

lowered_lifted@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 1y

all that's gonna get the OP is a new buddy who really wants to help him start shit and will provide all the materials even