unqualified joy

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jpreston2005@lemmy.world · 33 pts · 1y (5 replies)

As a side note, I think they do understand. A dog would simply think, "My pack is interacting with me, giving me attention, and while i do nothing but enjoy they're preening, it seems to bring them joy, and that makes me happy."

ouRKaoS@lemmy.today · 20 pts · 1y (4 replies)

A dog would simply think:

"ATTENTION!!! HAPPY!!! YAY!!!"

or is that just the furry morons I deal with?

Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 13 pts · 1y (1 reply)

As a furry moron, that is exactly what I think.

match@pawb.social · 4 pts · 1y

what a good boy :3

VE2UWY@mastodon.radio · 4 pts · 1y (1 reply)
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Naz@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 1y

Furries are simultaneously morons and rocket scientists/brain surgeons or whatever.

Source: Talked to a dog who literally worked for NASA on the Artemis Program.

Be nice to them, you never know when your lifesaving medication was made by a furry. :)

Balthazar@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 1y (2 replies)

The creature violently moves its forward appendage, removing the deception before attacking and devouring it.

Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee · 14 pts · 1y (1 reply)

The creature will later violently vomit the deception's remains on the living room rug

CitizenKong@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y

It will then attempt to consume them again.