How would a giraffe weevil wear a tie?

cross-posted from: https://mander.xyz/post/18407005

Weevil time

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10 Comments

finitebanjo@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 1y

A

Imagine for a moment that instead of resting your tie in the cuff atop your shoulders it was strapped tightly to the back of your skull.

manualoverride@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 1y (6 replies)

Anyone that even for a second thinks option B is correct, needs to find a corner and think about their life choices for a few hours.

NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y (2 replies)
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halcyoncmdr@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y (1 reply)

That's only because he's wearing a comically oversized tie in this example. If he wasn't taking tie tips from a certain American politician then he'd be just fine.

Blackrook7@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y

He's obviously wearing his tie in the style of the giraffe weevil, regarding the length.

Iheartcheese@lemmy.world · -2 pts · 1y (2 replies)

B

manualoverride@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Ok you, spit that crayon out and sit in the corner.

CarbonatedPastaSauce@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y

While you wait, this Marine Corps recruiter would like to have a few words.

EvolvedTurtle@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y

I think it would look pretty good if it was on that joint on their neck

southsamurai@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 1y (1 reply)

C

Comrade weevil rejects the capitalist tie paradigm and lewdse a worker revolution instead.

Death_Equity@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y

Weevil criticized the government to a loyalist at the bar and disappears one day, his family does not receive rations because he went missing on his way to the bread line.

Iheartcheese@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
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