I feel attacked...

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/20136093

Goblin friend

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11 Comments

Nemo@slrpnk.net · 17 pts · 1y

I don't feel attacked, I feel seen.

Kolanaki@yiffit.net · 11 pts · 1y (3 replies)

So I've been stuck in Goblin mode my entire life?!

empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 8 pts · 1y (2 replies)

It's not even a mode

You are the goblin

Kolanaki@yiffit.net · 8 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Me:

empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 1y

me too thanks

xmunk@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 1y (1 reply)

That's okay, I'm a special subspecies known as a Mind Goblin.

DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social · 13 pts · 1y

Oh? Would you mind goblin my nutz?

surewhynotlem@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Sitting cross legged on the kitchen counter, elbow deep in a bag of chips, is normal. I won't be taking questions.

DarkSirrush@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 1y

The chest freezer is a valid seat, as it Must Stay Clear, unlike the nearby chair.

Kyatto@leminal.space · 4 pts · 1y

this is me to a t almost

RamblingPanda@lemmynsfw.com · 3 pts · 1y

Hi, im goblin friend.

Except the blankets. It's way too warm