Vin Diesel can probably tell even while he’s asleep

I can often tell which of my dogs has walked into my room from their pawsteps

Bold of you to assume I have stairs.

i like to mix up the speed and volume of how i go up/down stairs. keep people on their toes

Now I'm curious what I sound like

Oh, I like this much, much better than a Chuck Norris meme. You get my applause from one hand clapping.