No kids dogs bark soliciting are = nappin U die G

Mostly "NoSafetySmokingFirst" with a dash of "DontDeadOpenInside".

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TinklesMcPoo@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Oh man, regardless of the bit of ambiguity in word placement do I feel for these parents. Solicitors only knock on the doors of toddlers during nap time. Usually in neighborhoods and houses that have signs explicitly asking them not to.

corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 1y

The only thing we can do is encourage them never to return.

When last I was on ground level and strangers came to the door trying to sell something, I'd take a picture of their ID - oh, that's for the cops in case I get broken-into in the next year - and send them on their way. I think the last pair were hot water heater scammers but they didn't get their chance and they never came back.

edgemaster72@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y

Alternate title given the mix of NSSF and DDOI:

No kids soliciting are napping dogs = U bark die

Rentlar@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 1y

No kids are dogs = bark. Soliciting napping u die.