Experts say ‘cocaine sharks’ may be feasting on drugs dumped off Florida

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keenkoon@lemmy.world · 46 pts · 3y (6 replies)

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FlashZordon@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 3y (3 replies)

The Cocaine Cinematic Universe getting spicy. Cocaine Bear vs Cocaine Shark in the works.

teft@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 3y (2 replies)

And the 3rd movie is about Cocaine Sharknado.

FlashZordon@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 3y (1 reply)

Cocaine Bear and Cocaine Shark will definitely have to team up to take it down.

I would watch this. Probably multiple times.

BrooklynMan@lemmy.ml · 7 pts · 3y (1 reply)

There’s already a movie called Cocaine Shark. It’s on Tubi.

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This is the prequel to the movie Jaws. While sharks only kill like 10 people a year, cocaine shark will justify our shark-fears

humans have really fucked up this planet

ngdev@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 3y

sharks could be feasting on bales of hallucinatory drugs

Yes, cocaine. The psychedelic.

ahbi_santini@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 3y (1 reply)

Experts says a lot of shit

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Shialac@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 3y (1 reply)

So we now get another shitty movie from a single line of newspaper?

Personally I can’t wait

lntl@lemmy.sdf.org · 7 pts · 3y (1 reply)

I get "crack baby" vibes from this piece

"Crack Baby Shark" would be a good title for a mashup of the Crack Baby cadence and the song Baby Shark.

Is it cocaine, or “hallucinatory drugs”? This article seems to think those are the same thing.

This reporter clearly does not know how to do drugs right. They should go chill with some coked up sharks to learn the ways.