In my head it was going to be a lecture about having the right tools for the job, and making the kids crack walnuts barehanded.
Then I see those kids are tied up... and home dude is looking way too comfortable finding just the right walnut. Some illegal shit is about to go down.
15 Comments
deegeese@sopuli.xyz · 22 pts · 1y
Dare I ask what is a ‘Walnut Ordeal’?
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world · 25 pts · 1y
Forget your protractor. You’ll find out.
HessiaNerd@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 1y
In my head it was going to be a lecture about having the right tools for the job, and making the kids crack walnuts barehanded.
Then I see those kids are tied up... and home dude is looking way too comfortable finding just the right walnut. Some illegal shit is about to go down.
nailingjello@lemmy.zip · 8 pts · 1y
It's when the teacher puts his nuts on his students face, seems like a reasonable response to forgetting a protractor.
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
Not that I'd want Mr. Lloyd doing that to me, but considering the kids are tied to a tree, that sounds like they got let off easy.
shalafi@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
The walnuts are on a string and lubed.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
you dare not
turbulentMagma@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 1y
No_Money_Just_Change@feddit.org · 1 pts · 1y
It is like bamboo torture, just slower
gggg@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
you get tied up and experience his walnut pontifications
bazus1@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 1y
“Oooowo miiister Lloooooid. I forgot my pro-trac-tor! I’ve been very naughty today.”
Kolanaki@yiffit.net · 10 pts · 1y
Is this what they call a protracted battle?
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
Oh you...
Nutteman@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
I have a copy of The Weird World of Glenn Baxter that delights and confuses me with every read
Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
I never leave home without it. I don't know how the rest of you manage.
superkret@feddit.org · 3 pts · 1y
The way those boys are tied up, they could easily slip off the rope. Whatever Mr. Lloyd is about to do to them, looks like they don't mind at all.