The second one

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TheGiantKorean@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 3y (4 replies)
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paper_clip@kbin.social · 4 pts · 3y (3 replies)

Frodo does goatse.cx on Sauron.

For you young folks, here's the Wikipedia

CeruleanRuin@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 3y

Risky click

TheGiantKorean@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 3y
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demonsword@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 3y

glad to see there are still some old farts around who rememeber glorious goatse

Mythril@lemm.ee · 15 pts · 3y

"sir, this is a Wendy's" - Gandalf, after falling on hard times

Licherally@lemmy.ml · 12 pts · 3y

Number 2

Akasazh@feddit.nl · 11 pts · 3y (10 replies)

Only slightly related. What would happen if it's used as a cock ring? I don't take Mr Frodo as someone into buttsex, but what if it happened accidentally?

Asking for a friend

fkn@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 3y (2 replies)

It's pretty obviously cannon that any extremity put into the ring will cause thew entire person/hobbit to disappear; thus the person using it as a cock rink would disappear while the person/hobbit receiving wouldn't have any effects.

Akasazh@feddit.nl · 8 pts · 3y (1 reply)

* Takes notes *

fkn@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 3y

I think this might be the origin of the term surprise buttsex.

plactagonic@sopuli.xyz · 5 pts · 3y (1 reply)

I read interview with urologists long time ago. One of his first patients was guy in Gandalf costume and cock ring that he couldn't take off.

Akasazh@feddit.nl · 5 pts · 3y

Hahah. It wasn't the one ring, otherwise he'd be invisible.

TheGiantKorean@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 3y
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GigglyBobble@kbin.social · 2 pts · 3y (2 replies)

I don’t take Mr Frodo as someone into buttsex

I'm not so sure. Him and Sam definitely had something going.

PwnTra1n@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 3y

filthy hobbits

Akasazh@feddit.nl · 2 pts · 3y

That was what I was getting at, yes. As no one but Sam calls him Mr Frodo

Hextic@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 3y

You don't want to. The One Ring has over time changed shape which is how it likes to hop off fingers by going wide. This suggests that the one ring can shrink.

I think you know the implications here.

TheImpressiveX@lemmy.ml · 10 pts · 3y

"Sir, we meant questions about the job."

bfr0@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 3y

Would Sauron just be distracted by random hobbit pellets plopping around the shire?

001100010010@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 3y
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